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Meanwhile, wor lot · HOWAYSTATS

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The Toon

Meanwhile, wor lot

Thirteenth, four defeats in five, and St James' has started turning. Doing what wor lot do best: making life difficult for wersels.

Still above the Mackems, mind. Small mercies.

What actually happened

Toon Army turn against team (BBC Sport, 2 Nov)

The headline and the take are ours, written from BBC Sport's story and nowt else. For the full facts, read theirs.