Checking the table…
Breaking news from Wearside
Last game: lost 1-3 to Coventry City. Get in. HAHAHA.
And they're 6 points behind us. Sad Mackem bastards.
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Their passport. Mind your hands.
Sunderland, 20th in the league on 5 points. Here's the state of them.
Fucked. HAHAHA
Never mind the league table. Have a look at the fucking state of that. HAHAHA.
Bottom three. The Championship's ringing. Pick up, ya sad Mackem bastards. HAHAHA.
Five games, no wins. Absolutely fucking dire. HAHAHA.
Their keeper's spent more time picking it out the net than catching it. HAHAHA.
7 without a win. Mackems ringing talkSPORT in tears. HAHAHA.
56%
Proper danger. We're watching with a brew and a big grin.
They need 33 more points to reach 38, the usual survival mark. That's 1.1 a game. Good luck with that, lads. HAHAHA.
From playing the rest of the season 50,000 times. How