The Toon

Two defeats in five days and Ramsey sees red

Everton beat us with a second-half Thierno Barry goal, our second defeat in five days, and Jacob Ramsey got himself sent off for good measure. Shite, frankly.

Somebody remind Jaissle the Mackems are still worse. It's the only good news going.

What actually happened

Newcastle unrest grows as Barry and Everton give Jaissle another headache (The Guardian, 2 Nov)

The headline and the take are ours, written from The Guardian's story and nowt else. For the full facts, read theirs.